You should buy one. Or two. Please? Or not. Whatever.
It Makes It All Worthwhile
Welcome back, loyal readers. You know, it's telling that, immediately after uploading this strip, and before writing the news, my step-daughter fell out of bed and started crying. It's because she loves Elmo. She has renamed her pet goldfish Dorothy (it used to be named Speckles). I am paranoid and fear that Sesame Street is trying to kidnap me and force me to lease a small one bedroom walkup over Hooper's Store. The property taxes on Sesame Street are outrageous, I don't mean that in the same way that Jem meant when she called herself 'truly outrageous', I mean 'fuck me with a Volvo' outrageous. And you have to pay for all your own utilities.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that Big Bird doesn't have a sniper rifle, or that you're not already in the killzone.
Personal fantasy time: I want to see a Muppet-themed World War II game. I want to see Omaha Beach swarming with Muppets, blue and pink and red and green fur/skin flying everywhere. That would be so fucking awesome.
THE UPDATE STRIKES BACK: There are three, count 'em, three new t-shirts in the Store of the Living Christ. And, yes, there's finally a plain old logo shirt. And yeah, they're really cheap, so you should buy one and make me happy. And perhaps even put some food in my fridge.
UPDATE TWO, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: Wow. We seem to be getting a lot of traffic from Stumble Upon. That is pretty damn cool. Also, there's a new t-shirt design in the store. It says 'Pro-Death' on the front, and it's got a LITJ logo and the URL on the back. You'll dig it.
UPDATE THREE, YOUR MAMMA STRIKES BACK: I just finished a new t-shirt design: Bees and Dead Hookers. That makes seven t-shirts in the Store of the Living Christ: