The Greater Evil
Welcome back, my children, to another week, another comic, another glorious bit of blasphemy. Not that you're really my kids. I swear to God, you're gonna have to take me to court if you want child support. That's right, boys and girls, paternity tests all around! Whoo hoo!
If you live in the United States, there's only one thing you need to do today.
That's right, kids. Now, I don't really care who you vote for. You can vote Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, or for fucking Care Bears if you want. Just go vote. Now. It's not just your right as an American citizen, it's your duty. So go do it before I pimp slap you with a Volvo.
And, uh, if you don't live in the United States? Look, we're working on things. Seriously. Don't hate a playa when he plays, knowwhatI'msayin'?
See you kids on Thursday!