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You know what the best thing about Halloween is? Fucking carmel apples. Well, that and Halloween. If there wasn't Halloween, then Halloween probably wouldn't happen. I know, it doesn't sound right, but it's true! Also, water is wet, your mom is a whore, the cat smells like poop and whiskey, that isn't yellow, and you probably shouldn't eat that. I think it's going bad, you know, it doesn't really smell quite right. I ate some last night, and it gave me the shits.
Anyway, I'll see you kids next week, okay?