War Crime Thursdays
I'm not going to tell you guys what "plenary indulgences" are. I'm not goddamn Wikipedia. You know that website, uh, Wikipedia? They're Wikipedia. This website is the one where this guy posts messed up comics about Jesus and babbles about cough syrup or some shit like that. If we're going to be your primary source of information, well, you've got more fucking problems than you, I, or the Census Bureau can count.
Anyway, kids, that's all I've got for you today. I'll see you here next week, yeah? Good.