The Whore Of Las Vegas
You know, if it weren't for these handcuffs, I'd fuck you up. Yeah. Yeah, you. With the badge. Fucking bitch. I'd fuck you. And then I'm make you eat gravel. Why? 'Cause I'm kind of fucked up. I used to eat gravel all the time, when I was a kid. I also used to put gravel in my pants. And into other people's pants, too. That's how I ended up in prison, the third, uh, fourth time. Well, that, and aggravated assault. That thing with the arson and the blowjobs? I never got convicted on that, believe it or not. Seriously! I have the best freaking lawyer, like, ever.
See you guys on Thursday!