Meanwhile, Back At The Ranch
And so begins another story arch. Is this one going to have a point? Probably not, but you knew that already. I mean, it's why you're here. Not "here" in the metaphysical, "why are we all here" sense, but "here" in the "browsing this website, probably looking for porn" sense. And I'm sorry, I keep having to tell people: there is no porn on this website. Not anymore. The court order says "no" (more specifically, it calls me "predicate dumbass"), so until the court says "yes", there will be no hot shemale-on-dolphin action. At least, there won't be pictures of it. Not on this website.
Anyway, I'll see you kids next week, okay? Good.